TS -Arnavji, you cheated me
PART 1
Arnav entered RM after having a hectic day. He badly need rest. Without wishing anyone, he just went to his room. He just ignored everything and entered his room.
He saw Khushi sitting on the bed watching tv……
“Hai Khushi” Arnav greeted her while removing his tie and coat.
“Arnavji?” Khushi called him
“Huh?” Arnav said not caring about the tone of her voice.
“Arnavji?”Khushi shouted this time
“What Khushi?”Arnav said, this time turning towards her.
“You cheated me”Khushi said with accusing eyes.
“What the?”
“Arnavji, You cheated me” Khushi exclaimed angrily..
“What the hell Khushi? When did I cheated you?” Arnav asked angrily.
“You did, Arnavji. You did, today” Khushi said with her crying face.
“Today?....... Oh Khushi please jaan… It was for just photoshoot” Arnav said trying to look innocently.
“Photoshoot?”
“Khushi.. It was just Hug Khushi…. I didn’t meant to do it. Models hugged me just for formality… Nothing happened like what you think” Arnav tried to explain his situation.
“What the? Models hugged you?” Khushi asked angrily.
“What do mean by this, Khushi?”
“What I mean is, How dare you Hug them” Khushi was furious
“I didn’t, they did”
“Arnavji, You cheated me… You double cheated me” Khushi started beating him
“What the?.. Khushi… Khushi .. Stop it yaar.. Double cheated?” Arnav asked confused this time.
“Yes, you double cheated… You did this, and also you hugged those chudeil’s” Khushi said gritting her teeth.
“So, you were asking about something to me?”Arnav asked to clarify his doubt.
“Yes, I was.. You cheated me” Khushi said and left the room crying leaving confused Arnav.
“What did I do now?”
Suddenly he heard a loud voice.. “ Nanheji, You Nannav Cheated Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“What the hell was she doing there?” Saying so Arnav ra downstairs.
By now, everyone gathered..
“Khushiji, What happened?” NK asked her.
“Nanheji, Your Nannav cheated me” Khushi said while crying.
“Khushiji, Kya hua?” Anjali asked her.
“Di, Your chottey cheated me” Khushi said sniffing
“Khushi Betiya?” Nani asked her
“Nani, My husband cheated me” Khushi said crying dramatically.
‘What the?, Why everyone are repeating the same question?’ Arnav thought irritatingly.
Everyone’s eyes turned to him……
‘Now, What Happened?.. Why everyone are looking at me like this?’Arnav thought and said, “What?”
“Chottey?”Both nani and Di questions him.
“Nannav, What khushiji is telling?” NK asked him in his buttler language
“Bhai?” Akash started..
“Not you too Akash.. Shut up”
“Nanheji, He cheated me” Khushi said again now irritating everyone..
“Khushiji, What did he do? Tell me, Let me punsih him” NK said glaring at THE ASR.
“NK.. As far as I know, I didn’t do anything” ASR said gritting his teeth.
“Shut up.. Nannav” NK snapped at him..
“What the?” was his only reaction.
“NK Bhai, You leave him now. Khushiji, tell me What chottey did?” Anjali again questioned her.
“Di.. He don’t know anything. He is acting to all of us. He just refused me”Khushi said passing glares to Arnav
“Acting?.. Refused?” Arnav said it aloud.
“Shut up Chottey” Anjali said..
“You tell me betiya” Nani said looking at Khushi, feeling pity that she had to suffer because of her chottey.
“Nani.. I asked him, but he refused. I thought he was busy. So , I asked Nanheji, he taught me eveyrthing. Now I caught him redhanded… Now, I understood, he refused because he don’t anything other than ‘What The’” Saying so Khushi ended her so called explanation.
Everyone were like ‘What the? What she said?’
“Khushiji, We don’t understand What you are trying to say” Nk said putting forward his confusion.
“You all didn’t understand?” Khushi asked…
On seeing their nod, she said.. “Ok, Come… Follow me” saying so she marched towards her room.
Everyone followed her, stood before Arshi’s room door.
Khushi moved sideways and asked NK, “Nanheji, Read this..” Khushi said showing the board handing on the door.
Everyone looked at the board keenly and read it aloud “TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSECUTED”
Arnav crooked his eyebrow, thinking ‘I didn’t see this board before. But how come Now’ .. Actually ASR ignored everything when he entered RM.
“Khushiji.. Why this board?.. That too infornt of your room” NK asked her to clarify his confusion.
“Nanheji, you thought me this word yesterday, when i was learning english from you” Khushi asked him
NK nodded…
“So, I wanted to use this word. I prepared a board and Hanged it here, so that others won’t enter my room. You know what Arnavji did?”
“NO” everyone said
Arnav thinking ‘ Oh Man.. What is this new problem?’
“Arnavji entered my room even after this” Khushi said
“Khushi.. It’s my room. Obviously I will only enter” Arnav replied her
“NO.. You shouldn’t, when I put this board. It means, you didn’t know english other than ‘What the’. That’s why he refused me to teach english, saying stupid reason” Khushi completed her accusation.
Everyone’s face is worth to watch. They were having mixed expression. Soon everyone burst out aloud.
But Arnav was very angry…
“KHUSHHIIIII…… Youuuu” Arnav shouted and left the place..
Everyone stopped laughing after hearing his shout…
Khushi looked at him with her puppy dog face “Nanheji.. What did I do? Why he shouted at me like this?”
“Khushiji.. you ask this question to your hubby itself.. Now you need this board for sure” Nk said and left he place not wanting to face ASR’s wrath for accusing him along with everyone..
Everyone followed him, not ready to face ASR’s anger..
Khushi still stood there thinking ‘What did I do?’
“Arnavji, You cheated me” Khushi shouted out loud and followed Arnav…
Oh god please save ASR from KKGSR..hehehehhehe
Frnds, I know it funny. Just came across with this thought when i heard my niece telling to my mom the story of Giant and the Children………
Stay tuned
Until then its bye from
Urs
Nakshu aka Hema
PART 2
Arnav strode towards the poolside angrily ripping off his waist coat. He couldn’t believe the nerve of her. Accusing him of cheating that too in front of his family? He the multi media business tycoon graduated from harvard did not know much english apart from ‘what the’.
“WHAT THE…” he said out aloud.
Khushi giggled behind him.
“See I said the truth. Nothing except What the. You cheated Me, Arnavji” She cried saying it again
“Not Again” Arnav said desperately not wanting to hear this sentence again.
“What
again?” Khushi said.
“I was just trying to lighten up everyone’s mood. Also how could i let my day go by without teasing my laad governor?” Khushi said hugging him from behind.
Arnav had a small smile on his face listening to her say ‘my laadGovernor’ but again her irritating him with her sentence came to his mind.
He decided to give a payback for her little prank, after all he knew his Khushi if she thought he was angry she would do anything to pacify him. Jerking her away from him he moved bit away from her.He could imagine the pout that would be grazing her pink lips now.
He smirked “Time for some action.”
Khushi was really upset with the turn of events. She just did everything to irritate him, but now all her plan backfired at her.
“What to do?... How to pacify him?...” Khushi was walking to and fro thinking about ideas to pacify her husband.
“Idea!!!... Right now, I need jalebis” Khushi exclaimed and walked out of the room.
Arnav followed her……
On the way to Kitchen, Khushi was stopped by NK
“Khushi ji… Is Nannav still angry?” NK asked thinking how to escape from ASR’s wrath.
“No Nanheji… I only played.. Why you all took my side?” Khushi asked angrily.
“Khushiji… we all supported you” NK defended his mistake.
“Huff… Get lost Nanheji” Khushi smacked him on his arm and entered the kitchen unknowingly followed closely by the ASR.
Khushi had vented her frustration on NK still she was annoyed at the world, Arnav to be specific. Why couldn't he relax a little and enjoy.
“Stupid Lad Governor, Rakshas, Monster” Khushi said all the name he has in this world.
Well as long as she could make jalebi and keep calm all would be right in the world.
NK also followed behind her rubbing his sore arm while muttering in poor hindi about “bohot Sard (dard)hoti hai”
Khushi was too engrossed in taking out the damn flour which was too high for her to correct NK’s hindi this time. She lined up the ingredients in a line and tied her dupatta around her waist. Tying her hair up in a bun she Prepared herself like a warrior going to battle.
Where as NK went near the kitchen window with a bowl of fruit and starting munching while looking out into the living room through the window.
Arnav cursed NK for being a hindrance to his plan but nevertheless ASR was born to be successful and he would be this time as well.
“Arghh…….. LAAD GOVERNER” Khushi suddenly muttered while adding the ingredients. NK jerked out of fear causing his plums to splatter on the floor.
“What happened Khushi ji?”He enquired while bending down to clean it.
Arnav smiled while seeing him out of the view. “Now I can put my plan into action”
Khushi was blabbering everything that is coming to her mind including cursing NK.
“Nanheji.. are you hearing me?” Khushi asked him out of No Where.
“What Khushiji?” Nk asked still busy in his eating.
“Argh…. I don’t know.. How did I made you my friend?” Khushi said making sad face.
Arnav sneaked behind her and replace the sugar jar with salt.
‘Whoa Khushi… Start preparing your sweet sweet jelebi.’ Arnav said in her mind.
He returned back to his hiding position when Khushi startled him with her next sentence “Arnavji?He is here.” She turned around excitedly but was disappointed at not seeing him.
“Arghh.. This Dhak Dhak… Nowadays It’s giving wrong information. Does my heart become too old?.. Should I change my heart?” Khushi was cursing her telepathy within herself.
“Nanheji!!!.... Is there any option to change my heart?” Khushi asked shocking NK.
“What?” “But Why?”
“This heart is giving me wrong signal Nanheji.” Khushi pouted.
“Wrong signal? What signal? Is there any electronic device inside your heart.” Nk said wondering and check his heart beat.
“You are stupid Nanheji. You don’t know anything” She again smacked him with the batter in her hands....
“Khushiji!!!!”NK shouted..
“What?” Khushi asked showing hot spatula before his face…
“Khushiji… I know you have some secret vengeance on me. That’s why you are smacking me, even made me put my head into lion’s den. Why Khushiji.. Why you did this to me?. Now you are threatening me with this hot.. hot.. hot.. thing” NK cried dramatically.
She started making jelebi’s not caring NK’s rantle.
‘Wow wow woow.. My Khushi is super fast. Come on Khushi… I seriously waiting for your reaction My dear Jaan’ Arnav thought and smirked.
Finally, Khushi finished making her jelebi’s. She is all set to eat.
“Hmmmmm….. My jelebi’s.. It looks yummy……… Muahhh” Saying so, she took a jelebi and was about to put it in her mouth, but was stopped by NK.
“Now What Nanheji?”
“Me too want....Khushiji”
“Ok… Take little Nanheji… I’m very possessive about My Jelebi’s” Khushi said in her warning tone.
When Khushi was about to put the jelebi in her mouth, again a voice stopped her.
“Khushi”
“Arnavji!!” Khushi smiled at him.
“Khushi…. I’m sorry Khushi… I can’t stay angry at you”Arnav said pouting at her sadly
“Aww… Arnavji… Please don’t say sorry na” Khushi said to him, thinking ‘what happened to him?’
Chapter 3:
‘What happened to him? He acted all angry at me then, Now he is apologizing to me. Is he Okay?’ Khushi thought Looking at him from head to toe.
“I’m really sorry Khushi… For being angry with you” Arnav said with sugarcoated voice.
“No need to say sorry to me Arnavji” Khushi said melting after hearing his sorries.
“Ok Khushi…. You love me, right?” Arnav asked with doubtful eyes looking at Khushi.
“Haa Arnavji… I love you so much” Khushi said without knowing what is waiting for her.
“If you love me so much, then please allow me to feed you these jelebis. You can’t say no to me right” Arnav said thinking about his plan.
‘What happened to him?.. Why is he acting all lovey dovey?.. May be someone replaced Arnavji with another person. Should I complaint to police?’ Khushi’s mind was working overtime thinking about all the possible ways for Arnav’s behaviour
“Khushi.. I'm still waiting for you answer. You don't want me to feed you” Arnav said pouting sadly.
“No Arnavji.. Not at all.. You can feed” Khushi said agreeing to his Oh so not needed request.
“Oh Khushi… I love you so much darling” Arnav smirking at her, took the jelebi from her hand and took it near to her mouth.
Khushi was about to open mouth, when she saw NK signalling something. She was so immersed in her thoughts that she couldn't get what NK was saying.
Actually, Nk already tasted the jelebi, when arnav came into the scene… Oh god, poor NK.. Had to be scapegoat for all the pranks of Arshi.
Not understanding what he was saying, Khushi asked “What you want to tell Nanheji?”
Arnav turned to see, NK who was hiding his face behind his palms.
“NK.. What happened?.. Do you want more jelebis?” Arnav asked smirking.
“NOOOOOOOOO” NK shouted…
“If you don’t want then leave, Don’t disturb my romantic time with my wife?” Arnav said glaring at him for disturbing his plan.
Khushi was looking at both of them with confused eyes , stood thinking ‘What's going on?’
Arnav turned towards Khushi with jelebi in his hand
“Come on Khushi.. leave the buffon.. Now eat this” Saying this he forwarded the jelebi near her mouth.
Khushi smiling at him and took the jelebi in her mouth… Her eyes widened, her throat stuck, She coughed and spit the jelebi.
“What the?” Khushi shouted..
“Khushi… Why did you spit the jelebi?” Arnav faked his sad face.
“Arnavji..”Khushi opened her mouth to speak something, but Arnav stuffed the entire jelebi in her mouth.
Khushi was coughing at the same time swallowing the jelebi….
After finished swallowing that horrible jelebi.. Khushi shouted..
“Water…. Water……… “ Khushi started Shouting running here and there inside the Kitchen. She saw water bottle on the Kitchen slab and drank everything in a go.
Arnav was looking at her with ‘What happened now?’ expression, but he was smiling inside.
“Khushi.. Why are you running for water like this?” Arnav said pretending like a good boy..
“Arnavji… This jelebi” She started but cut off by arnav
“ha Khushi.. This is jelebi.. I know, you don’t want to eat from my hand.. That’s why you spat out everything you had… Khushi.. Why are you angry at me?” Arnav said pouting sadly at her..
“No Arnavji.. I didn’t spat because of that.. I”Again cut off by Arnav.
“No Khushi.. I know You don't love me anymore.. That’s why you are doing all these things” Arnav faked his sadness.
“WHAT??? Arnavji.. Li..”
“No Khushi.. I’m not ready to listen… I know You don't love me anymore” Arnav shouted
“NO..., Arnaa..”
“What No?... I know You don't love me anymore”
“Argh… Arnavji.. why are you behaving all filmy today? Will you please listen me”
“NO Im not ready to listen anything.. I not behaving all filmy.. I know You don't love me anymore”
“Bu..”
“Khushi.. You don't love me anymore right.. You should have tell me that, then i would never force you with this jelebi. What did I do that made you dislike me Khushi? You changed khushi... you don't love me anymore Khushi” Arnav asked wiping his so called not flowing tears.
“I don't..."
“No Khushi.. You don't love me anymore.. You dont have to say anything more.. I know You don't love me anymore” Arnav said dramatically.
“Argh…. Arnavji… I hate you for this” Khushi said angrily..
“Yes.. look you yourself telling me.... I know you don't love me anymore.. don’t speak to me Khushi… you don't love me anymore”Arnav said angrily and left the kitchen..
“Argh… Arnavji… I know.. It’s you who exchanged salt with sugar.. cha.. Sugar with salt… Ahhh.. I’m getting mad here….. Arnavjiiii….. You cheated me” Khushi shouted looking at nowhere.
NK , who was listening all this hiding from Arnav, burst out laughing…
“Khushiji…… You don’t love Nannav anymore… Really?” NK saying this and again bursted out..
Khushi was hell angry now…..
“Argh.. Nanheji… here I’m burning in anger, but you are laughing at me , right? Look What I’m gonna do with you?” Khushi in her anger, took hand full of Jelebis and Stuffed into his mouth.
NK’s expression was worth to watch. He can’t even swallow everything , nor he can spat out…..
“HUU..KHUUUU” NK was trying to say something but couldn’t, atlast he took out all the jelebi from his mouth. He was coughing like hell. He took out the water bottle from the fridge and emptied it…… He was searching everywhere to get something to eat… Arghh.. Salty jelebi is unbearable for him….
“Serves you right Nanheji.. It’s all because of you” Khushi huffed and puffed in her anger and went out.
Khushi entered into her room and saw Arnav standing in the middle of the room as if he was waiting for her..
“Arnavji, You cheated me” Khushi shouted..
“Khushi, You don't love me anymore” Arnav shouted.
All of a sudden both laughed out. Both were clutching their stomach and laughing…
“That was really funny Arnavji”Khushi said controlling her laughter.
“It was horrible Khushi… Poor NK” Arnav said and again burst out laughing.
After some 10 minutes, they stopped laughing and looked at each other.
“I love you Arnavji/Khushi” Both said simultaneously..
“I’m sorry Arnavji.. I just did it for fun” Khushi said hugging him
“I know Khushi… Me too did that for fun only”Arnav said hugging her back.
THE END.
What a couple.. Superb.. but felt bad for poor NK..
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